Welcome to my website, where you can find all my latest news, some examples of my work and who to contact if you’d like me to repeat it for you.
I hope enjoy your time here. Don’t forget to put things back where you found them, close all the windows (the one in the back room is slightly overpainted but if you lift and slide, then… oh, you’ll get the hang of it), put some fresh water in the fish tank and leave the key under the mat. I’ll see you in the bar afterwards.
“Take the work seriously, but don’t take yourself seriously”.
I’ve been acting and writing for twenty years and I still don’t know who it was that said this first (there are many who claim to) but it is as close to a maxim as I’m prepared to publish.
For my twits and faceboxing stuff, along with a whole host of other relentless ephemera, please click the buttons on the menu. You have been warned…